There's only one way to teach aliens about the spirt of hockey in a comprehensive manner while also exposing them to some in depth bits of culture along the way...don cherry. Not only will he be able to enthusiastically call the plays and explain to the aliens why the good ol ontaria boy is a great player despite putting up atrocious stats, but he can accurately represent the level of racism and misogyny present in the sport even today. It will also give the aliens a very important lesson on the fashion faux pas of sports broadcasting. And of course, who could forget his fellow coaches corner Ron, who holds the roll of correcting Don and making sure he doesnt fly too far off the rails... Ron will be the real source if knowledge here for the aliens, but Don Cherry will provide the entusiasm needed for them to stay interested in the story and history along the way.