S72 PT #2: Aliens Amongus #sus
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Like I mentioned in my mPT for this week, Great Falls’ mascot is a real live Grizzly bear. Our Bear actually just starred in the hit film “Cocaine Bear” in which he portrayed the titular Cocaine Bear. He was a natural for this job due to him usually being coked out anyways. When I saw my gear wrapped in duct tape, I knew that it had to be that damned bear. Nobody else would do such a devious and inconvenient act. I knew just the way to get back at the mascot Mr Bear. Honestly, I was getting really tired of the wild animal smell in the locker room and was also tired of seeing animals outside the arena get mauled to death, so I devised a pretty simple plan to rid myself and the local wildlife of our coked out bear. I simply replaced his normal coke stash with some coke laced with Fentanyl. Deaths via Fentanyl have been on the rise and this is a very serious and sad situation but I believe that I did what was right to protect not only my gear but also our fans and the wildlife.
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