Player Prompt: Morinng Mayhem

Man, don’t you just love those days when you wake up in the morning, he open the windows, the sun shining in the birds are singing? The weather looks like it’s going to be a gorgeous day and he had an incredible sleep. You know you have a practice later today and you’re fairly excited to get to the rink and see the teammates.

Grab your keys, go grab a coffee and head to the rink. When you sit down into your store, open everything up and see that absolutely everything has been fucked with. All my gear was tied with what looked like hundreds of rolls of duct tape. It was an absolute mess. It was super funny, but what a pain in the ass. Turns out it was our mascot that was behind the deed and obviously you can’t let something like that slide. So we got to work.

We followed the mascot home, one night, and then where he lived. We staked everything out. Three weeks later, we seen that he was heading out for a night of fun. He went out on that night of fun, and when he got back home he exited the Uber and the Uber drive away. Once the Uber was clear, we put duct tape quickly over his face duct taped, his hands and his legs and threw him into the scarecrow Mobile. We took him back to the rink, drugged him down into the basement where we had everything set up. Candles were lit. Fake ketchup, and animals were everywhere. We were all wearing cloaks. We took his mask off and he looked so scared. We still ended up pissing around with him for probably another 20 minutes before we finally let him know it was a joke.