In order to kick some extraterrestrial ass in hockey, we must take advantage of our vast knowledge of the game. Sure the aliens might have the size and strength but we have much more experience playing this Earthly game and should be able to come out on top. Similarly how they did it in Space Jam against the aliens, they used each of their individual strengths to overcome the difficult opponent. We'll start with getting pucks deep in their end and wear them down in their own end. Little cycle action below the half boards and behind the net should start to lower the aliens stamina and thus render a goal or two. On the defensive side of the puck, our forwards should make it a priority to double team and suffocateeach puck carrier as they come down the ice. Our goaltender is none other than Beau Kavanagh so he should be able to hold his own in goal. Equipped to be able to handle out of this world shots by coming in with some extra padding. The aliens cannot be familiar with any powerplay schemes from watching Goon so we'll run different PP setups to make their heads spin and capitalize. If we can all do this and the whole team be on the same page, knowledge and experience will win at the end of the day.
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