Player Prompt: Morning Mayhem

I'm not even angry, I'm more amazed that an actual dog, nay a malamute, with no opposable thumbs was actually able to use duct tape and maneuver around to tape around all the nooks and crannies around the complicated shapes and sizes of hockey equipment. However, regardless of species or cuteness, no prank goes unanswered. As payback, I will be duct taping all of North's toys together into one giant ball and then duct taping that ball of toys to the ceiling of the arena where it is out of reach to everyone, unless you have a boom truck. Also, in the middle of that ball of toys, I will be putting in a bluetooth speaker inside, so every 5 minutes or so it will play a squeaky toy sound, alerting North that her toys are up there, the irresistible squeak will keep her attention to the rafters and make her regret ever pranking the captain of the Malamute. 

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