S72 PT #2: Aliens Amongus #sus
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Written Task 1
Oh I see, it's a Space Jam thing. Okay, so obviously the Sarris Star Empire are giant hockey stick wielding baddies who are different colours and have won everything they've ever done. How do we combat that? I contact Bugs Bunny and ask him about his secret juice, which turns out to be Monster Energy Drink. How on brand! I order a pallet of the stuff and feed the aliens for a few days before the big game with the drink. Now that they believe in themselves, I teach them the fundamental lessons, and preach defense. Defense wins championships! We work on a counter-attack that feeds in to the over-confidence of the Sarris Star Empire, which causes turnovers and gives us easy chances to score. Turns out they put 5 people up front because of their selfish attitude! Because of the Monster Energy Drink, our players are really fast too, so that helps. |
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