S72 PT #2: Aliens Amongus #sus
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adamantium
Registered ARGO CLUB 4-4-4-4-4 LIFE Code: Story Mode: 209 Words ----- "Six words, my extraterrestrial friends. Six fuckin' words for the rest of your life. Run 'em up. Fill 'em in. How do we put that into practice? Let's start with the front half. Run 'em up. Youse all learned how to get the puck into the net, so you're just doing that. If these idiots from the Sarris are as dumb as they are broad, they're probably just going to try to focus on eating up space and playing the body. But that means they're sacrificing defence to play physical, and you gotta be able to wield that to your advantage. 'But Benny! If they're going to be playing the physical game so much, how are we supposed to fill them in?' First of all, your English has gotten significantly better. Second, pretty simple. You remember all those clips I showed youse of professional agitators? Getting under the skin and provoking a reaction that gets guys tossed into the box? Fuckin' bingo. Remember, first fuckin' rule of the sport that they teach you--retaliator gets the penalty. So get under their skin. Call 'em names, tell 'em you slept with their parents, just be a relentless fucking prick. Then, fill 'em in. Run 'em up, fill 'em in. Any questions?" sigs by me bitch |
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