The actual knight who lives in Prospera Place's locker room, Sir Nastyboy, has got to Rocky's stuff. It's now all covered in patterned duct tape, the kind that's not easy to rip and you have to go in with scissors but the scissors are too dull. Plus, Sir Nastyboy posted something with a mischievous and conniving connotation on Kelowna's TWITTER feed! He wishes they posted it on Instagram so he didn't have to engage in something Elon Musk owns. What a dreadful inconvenience. Rocky's first instinct is to steal Sir Nastyboy's lance, which is modeled to look like a hockey stick for reasons that are pretty obvious frankly. He tries to locate it, but alas, it's always on his person! However, it seems Sir Nastyboy has left his vulnerable set of armor in the locker where he lives, and Rocky knows just where to get a can of spray paint– right on the ice, where the zamboni driver likes to huff said paint. Within a few minutes, Rocky's able to cover Sir Nastyboy's entire suit of armor in hot pink spray paint! It smells AWFUL, but hey, talk about Barbie!

Player Prompt: Morning Mayhem

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