First thing; right away I'm ordering an even more giant, oversized mascot head. That thing is already unearthly, and now it's going to be absurd. Having to jam it through doorways, knocking over children and adults alike as the mascot passes them. It's going to be a major inconvenience for the poor soul. Second, itching powder. The stuff works. Don't ask me how I know - it's a long story - but I know this stuff is going to make it a living hell for the duration of being in that costume. Unable to remove it, and the cartoon oversized head that I've ordered won't be so easy to remove to get to those itchy areas. Even if you get it off, where are you going to put it? It will take up an entire hallway if you lay it down, no one can get over that. Social media chaos won't stop me from exacting my revenge. Even if I need to play down to this childish level. If they want family friendly pranks and entertainment, they're going to get it ten fold.