This is simple, it’s like they don’t even know who I am. They’ve seen Goon several hundred times? I am GOON. I live Goon I breathe Goon i am the Goon above all Goons. Sure size and strength help, but when you’re gooning around it’s also about precision and technique. If you hit the guys right, then you can be any size and knock them down. If you’re smaller than the other guy, you’re probably going to faster and harder to hit. As an expert goon I also know something they never will. I know what the true weaknesses of a goon are. I’ll be honest the weakness of a true goon is probably just pure skating and the basics. If I can teach them that then we are home free.  Here’s the final nail in the coffin for my friends in the Sarris Star Empire. I can just teach my goalie to never give any goals, ever. Then we can never lose obviously.