S72 PT #2: Aliens Amongus #sus
|
![]() SMJHL GM Senior Member
Player Prompt:
Egli likes to get to arena early. He's always the first guy in the room and he loves his routine. He has every game day mapped out the minute - he gets changed, has a stretch, rides the bike, has a snack, morning skate, nap, lunch, video review, afternoon skate, dinner, game time. You get the idea. Imagine his pure rage and absolute ire when he opens up his bag after meeting with the video coach for his afternoon skate and all of his equipment is covered in ducts tape. Do you have any idea how long it took to peel all that shit off? After the skate Egli was still fuming, as he was taking his pads off the noticed his phone ping, the team feed tagged him in a post. Much to Egli's surprise it was that mangey fuck Eddy - the teams Arctic Fox mascot taping all his shit up. Yeah? Two can play that game. After warm ups Egli attached a bit of fishing line to the stanchion and pulled it across the ice to the bench as he was skating off. He tied it right and headed back to the locker room where he intently watched the home feed. As Eddy took the ice to hype up the crowd and shoot some tee-shirts from a cannon into the crowd, he started skating full speed toward the home ice blue line - the fishing line caught Eddy right in the neck. A perfect clothes line. Eddy flipped head over heels, as he was rotating in the air the tee-shirt cannon went off, hitting a small disabled child whose make-a-wish was to watch the team warm up from the bench. ![]() ![]() |
« Next Oldest | Next Newest »
|
Users browsing this thread: |
11 Guest(s) |