Written Task: The aliens have learned the game thanks to your tutelage, but have now been challenged to a playoff series by General-Khagan Kul'Garath of the Sarris Star Empire. Your team will, perhaps obviously, be at a size disadvantage, but you're very sure the Sarris players have never had a real coach and just watched the movie Goon several hundred times. How will you coach your plucky undersized extraterrestrial friends to victory?

We have been hitting the ice hard these past couple weeks. As some of the little fellas are learning how to stay upright and stop, we are staring to look more and more as a team. Upon receiving the playoff challenge from the General, our coach has transitioned the focus from skating technique to stick handling and positioning. As in the movie Goon, our players are not equipped to handle violence. However, I think our guys will be agile and frisky enough to evade Kul'Garath's testosterone driven and "fight"ready goons, to victory. I see us winning a commanding 5-2 over General Kul'Garath, sending him shamefully back to the Sarris galaxy post haste!

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