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If this rag tag group of undersized extraterrestrials expects to succeed against the Sarris Star Empire team they are going to need two things: trick plays and Lucic level ball attacks. For the first prong of our battle plan I will rent every sports movie that also revolves around a rag tag group of misfits going up against an unstoppable team. Of course, baseball trick plays will not translate exactly to hockey, but these big brained ETs will get the general idea. The biggest plus for this side of the strategy is getting to hear “THE GOALIE!” in whatever language the Sarris coach speaks. For when the trick plays stop working, the little guys need to start hacking the bone. Sarris players must have some delicate areas somewhere on their bodies. Plan B is just start slashing, spearing, clawing, biting, whatever. The old downstairs rearrangement will level even the mightiest of us. If neither of these plans seems to be working, I will dangle some sob story about a little kid writing letters to the ET team for a last minute motivator.
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