Prompt 1

It would be very easy to coach my team to victory. Being that the opponent is much larger they will obviously have a hard time maneuvering around the ice. Not only that, but it will be much harder to handle the puck so to the increased size differential. It will require the other team much finer motor movement to be efficient. All I have to do is train my alien friends the basics of balance, speed, and pick handling to give them a clear cut advantage over the larger aliens. If I have enough time I could get them accustomed to the finer details of the game. As long as they have seen goon enough, they should have the aggression and heart engrained in their head. I have the talent to show them all they need to know as a coach on the bench. When the time comes they will win the intergalactic championship.