S72 PT #2: Aliens Amongus #sus
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that evil otter mascot keeps pranging me, i must get back at him! while the otter was sleeping, i snuck up on him and shaved all of his hair so he became a bald bare naked otter. but the joke wound up being on me as the otter (eko van otter btw) realized that, as slick as otter fur naturally is in a natural otter environment, a bald bare nude naked otter winds up being slick as hell in a lubed up ice rink environment, for which the atlanta mascot is known. he also then pranged me back by gathering and applying hair to me (i am an eel so naturally hairless) i think he gathered the hair from the cheeks of golden glutes' golden glutes @goldenglutes and also micool's also hair buttocks @micool132. this war of prang certainly drove engagement with the teams' social media accounts although it made it much harder to skate around on the ice with a bunch of hair on the typically bald and smooth eel body
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