CREATIVE PROMPT / STORY MODE -

The problem is, they don't have a real coach now either. They've got me, the Goon who didn't even fight much. So of course this underdog will come barking.

First things first, we find the one player who is actually good on the team. In every underdog story, they find this kid like halfway through the story and they were maybe playing a different sport or not allowed on the team at first. Either way, we will find them first thing, no wasting time.

Second things after first, we elevate the alien with the best emotional backstory. He has to transfer alien schools because his alien parents got a new alien job on the alien west coast. Perfect, he's the heart and soul of the team. First line center, with the actually good alien on the wing.

Third things last, we stay within striking distance going into the third. We don't have to be winning, but if we can just turtle up and enter the 3rd down by only one or two, we will secure the win in an overtime frame with the heart and soul player set up by the skilled player.

I don't think we can lose, and if we do, the Sarris players will actually murder us, so either way