Easy one here really. If these guys lead by the so called general have never had a coach in their lives and the only knowledge they have of hockey is the movie goon then my boys should be a shoe in for the win. How are the other team even going to know the rules let alone how to skate or hold a hockey stick. On top of this the size advantage can easily be negated by getting my team to move the puck around quickly which will tire out the other team quickly and allow us to exploit the extra space left by tired legs. Throw in a bit of good old trap defense hockey and a dump and chase game utilising our superior speed and agility and the generals team are going to be lucky not to be on the receiving end of a complete and absolute thrashing by my alien boys.