I know the timber mascot very well, we lift together on sunday nights when we aren't playing and he's had a few emotional breakdowns in the middle of a crazy set of chest presses, as one does. I know the one thing hr craves, is attention. If im not allowed to hurt him or prevent him from doing his job, imma go straight for his feels and straight up ignore him. Waves high when we show up to practice? Stare right through him like he doesnt exist. Come around for a high five in the locker room between periods? Keep chatting with GoldBlum next to me like i never saw a thing. At first he might not care much, but If i keep it up long enough he's bound to crack under the pressure. I give him 2 weeks and he'll be having another emotional breakdown in the gym with another teammate, this time about me.