Facing the threat of the Pan-Galactic Hockey League's domination over Earth's beloved sport, I gather my alien hockey team for an emergency strategy session. We sit down in our locker room, determined to save the world from this dire fate. Here's the plan we come up with:

1. Galactic Solidarity: I gather representatives from other planets and species who have also been affected by the PGHL's unfair practices. We form a coalition of planets that value the purity and integrity of their respective sports. By uniting against the PGHL's copyright extortion, we demonstrate the strength of our cause and garner support across the galaxy.

2. Inter-Galactic Hockey Tournament: To challenge the PGHL's dominance, we propose an inter-galactic hockey tournament that will showcase the talent and passion of various teams from different planets. This tournament not only promotes the diversity of the sport but also gives us a platform to highlight the importance of preserving the integrity of Earth's hockey. Our team will compete in the tournament, showcasing the true essence of the sport.

3. Negotiation with Hairy Bettmouse: Instead of resorting to violence, we choose a diplomatic approach. I request a meeting with Hairy Bettmouse to discuss the unfair terms imposed on Earth's hockey league. During the meeting, we present our case for the preservation of Earth's hockey traditions, emphasizing the cultural significance and grassroots nature of the sport. We propose a compromise where fair use fees are reasonable and the integrity of the sport remains intact.