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S72 PT#5: The Worst of All Possible Worlds
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Oh no, what a terrible surprise by that not at all omnious and sinister looking rodent. However, I have a very simple solution to this issue that I'm sure our intergalactical lawyers that we've already begun to hire will help us push through. From now on we won't be playing Hockey on Earth anymore, we'll be playing... Schmockey! That's it. That's the whole plan. The game will still be exactly the same, just that it is named differently. And if they come after us claiming that it is still the same game because we are using pucks and goals and a stick, we can tell them "nu-uh, it totally isn't!" because we aren't using a puck after all, we are using... a Schmuck! We have Schmoalies, not Goalies and of course at the end of the season, the winner will be awarded the Schmallenge Cup. It's brilliant in it's simplicity, right? Right???

Evan Winter
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RE: S72 PT#5: The Worst of All Possible Worlds - by RomanesEuntDomus - 08-29-2023, 04:38 AM



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