Dim lights, early in the morning in the Great Falls practice facility. It's the day after the draft; foggy, kind of chilly. The doors to the locker room crack open slowly, and a waft of gorgeous 1-of-1 scent drifts into the room, lighting it up and everyone inside of it. What's this? Such olfactory beauty! It simply must be newly drafted superstar goaltending prospect Yves "Stinky" D'Odeur!!

Stinky steps confidently into the room, realizing he is gifting every person he walks by with the nasal experience of a lifetime, and tosses his gear into an empty stall. There's a silent tension in the room, only broken when D'Odeur says "SMELLS LIKE A BUNCH OF WINNERS IN HERE", prompting the room to erupt into anarchic joy.

It's a humble story, but true nonetheless. They say that there's no 'I' in 'team', but there's a 'me' at the end of 'perfume' and that's all that really matters at the end of the day,