When I walked into the locker room I was approached by the Anchorage captain. He tells me they're excited I've come, and can't wait to get started working with me. But as I walk into the actual locker room I noticed that the entire team was seated in an awkward silence. As I approached, one of the veteran players said, " before we do anything we have to ask you something... What is the meaning of life the universe and everything? "

Now I've been asked this question about a thousand times It was originally a legitimate question but the last 999 have all been a joke. I rolled my eyes as best as I could, being that I am a gigantic supercomputer. But eventually I caved and gave them the answer they desired.

"42" I mumbled almost inaudibly.

They all cheered and the captain reached one arm around my shoulder and handed me an Anchorage jersey with the other. I opened it up and it said "THOUGHT" with the number 42.

I broke into a wide digital grin.

"RunSMJHLyear1.exe"