When Gewmba Stolemahmoney walked into the newly renovated Timber Town Arena, he was greeted with what could only be described as confusion and repulsion. At first he thought it was because he brought in a 6 pack of Red Stripe, which makes no sense in a place like main. But then an ancient Janitorial figure emerged from the shadows, his name badge was mostly worn and could only read "Toast".

This old codger Toast then proceeded to ask Gewmba why he looked like a hobo and smelled like dog urine. Gewmba said that is just how he lives his life, as a street urchin, and the real reason he would do something as ridiculous as play Goalie in the SMJHL. His teamates cheered, because now they would not be asked to do the awful task of guarding the pipes through RNG.

Overall though, after the initial shock the team pulled together and took Gewmba to Wawa for a delicious hoagie.