As a long standing Regina Elk who has been in this league for quite some time, I can say without a doubt our rival is the St.Louis scarecrows.

Why you ask? Well thats fairly simple.

They use yellow as part of their logo as well and are used to scare off animals. The Elk naturally get aggressive when approaching these effigy's of horror and are instantly transported into attack mode to defend their hard earn territory. With our logo also having the much superior shade of yellow, many of the scarecrows alumni tries to lie to themselves that theirs is better as they clutch to their pillows at night in a cold sweat as they know the truth, that saying that aloud is one of the biggest lies they can utter in their own existence.

Like the very idea they represent - they are full of straw and lies and only represent a false narrative much like their current record. See you lot celebrating your draft position before a playoff win.