Listen, its easy. STOP. PUCKS. I'm going to work these fools on the blue line, I'm going to lay by body on the line and make blocks. I'll take a penalty to bail my goalie out if need be. But when my goalie gives up 9 goals what am I supposed to do!? I can only produce so much offense from the blue line. But I digress.. my goalie isn't so bad. You know what would be really awesome is if the backup goalie started doing stuff like getting me coffee in the morning. And not just any coffee I want coffee from the Toronto's goalie and my former teammate Rhett Carpet, who is also a goaltender. Maybe if the backup could also get me lunch every once in a while maybe just like 6 or 7 days a week that would be really cool too to add to his "role duties" Go cuda, chomp.