There are a few perks to being a player and co-gm at the same time, and one of those perks is having god given right (bestowed by head office) to absolutely abuse your team to train, update, and work harder than they have ever worked in their entire lives. I unlock determination, loyalty, and the competitive lions within each player through a fine line I walk between love and fear. The players love me so much that they constantly live in fear of not receiving my love and approval on a daily basis.

The most effective tactic I use to unlock each players' true potential is by whipping them on a weekly basis. The weekly whipping has become so mundane and part of their training routine that on Tuesdays (there is a whipping ban on Mondays) all the players will subconsciously present their rear ends to me when they see me. Sometimes it's gentle, sometimes it's a little more stern, but every one gets whipped. We play as a team, win as a team, and get whipped as a team. 

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