S73 PT#4: Planning Perfection
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thiefofcheese
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Lacksamus excels at increasing the caloric intake of all in the locker room. Obviously there is sometimes a cheese component, but it is not uncommon to bring a big ol box of donuts, huge tubs of ice cream and other delicious treats. I realize that you were probably hoping to have some great response like "I make them play their best when sad" or some shit like that, but in reality, i just pump everyone full of sugar and calories. How does that help you may ask? It does not help. It may actually hurt a bit. But you only get one life you know? So while you are here eat some delicious shit and who cares what the "trainers" say - what do they know anyway? I am the one on the ice. Though the other day I did get a bit of a stomach ache after pounding a cup of munchkins donut holes on the bench. I knew I shoulda stuck with the regular glazed and not went for chocolate.
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