My play is great at getting the guys all excited and ready for a big game. I'm so old that just the sight of my wrinkly 37 year old body putting on skates gives everyone a big kick and a laugh. They all enjoy seeing my decripit frame tossing on the old hockey gear. Then when it's on everyone smiles and gives me a thumbs up for managing to figure it out in my old age. Then my bones crackle and snap and crumple under the weight but it's all in good fun. Having that much excitement and joy percolating in the room before a game gets everyone in the mood to score goals, stop pucks, and win the game. They all sprint out to the ice and leave me behind to slowly drag my dying body out to the ice. By the time I get there the game is like 80% over but I can still get out for a shift or two.