Well well well well well, that's five wells, and that's how many times that Ubba Lodbrok, second year center for the Anchorage Armada of the Simulation Major Junior Hockey League, prospect for the Philadelphia Forge of the Simulation Hockey League, has stepped up and brought something new for these kids. These kids who are having the time of their lives playing hockey in Alaska as part of an all expenses paid trip to experience Hockey in an area where that is *the* sport. Well, the time is nigh. It's time for these kids to get up and get going. So Ubba Lodbrok saves the best for last. He breaks out the Ubba Code.

"NEver walk away from home ahead of your skates and sticks. you can't feel a battle in your bones, or foresee a fight."
"Wake early if you want another man's title. No lamb for the lazy wolf, no battle's won in bed."
"fight your foes in the field, nor be burnt in your house"
"wisdom is welcome where it comes from"
"the one you trust the most, can disappoint you most"

Of course, the kids take these a little warily, but with enthusiasm.

Let's go.