Option 1:

We need to practice the younglings for the big game. I am sharing them every ounce of information and tactics the Atlanta inferno hockey team ever prepapred for a game in the simulation hockey league. I first tell them they need to score goals. If they have a player named Duck, they need to make sure to pass them the puck because ducks are the goats of hockey @Z-Whiz. Did you know puddles of duck is the Simulation hockey league leader in goals at defense. Anyway, I tell them it is very important to also do their homeworks @goldenglutes Binko is very studious and does the best composition in his homeworks it is very creative and school is very important but boring. Now the fun part is to intimidate the other team like @blakec1414 does on the ice. Very scary player and very fast and intimidating. This is the best way to win a kids game in my personal opinion.