Player Name: Jesus Murphy
Position: C
Recreate or First Gen?: Recreate
Recreates: Who was your last player?: Kermit Murphy
First-Gens: How did you find the site?
Full Discord Username: notorioustig

How many hours a week do you usually have free? (ie 1,3,6+, etc): More than enough

What is the most optimal way of cooking a hotdog?: Buying one from Costco

What made you join the SHL?: I no life hockey so this just made sense to add to the pile

If you could travel back to any point in time, what would it be and why?: I'd travel back in time to assassinate a certain mustachioed madman before he took power and destroyed everything (Peter Chiarelli before he was hired by the Oilers)

If you had to give a 30 minute lecture from memory what topic would you choose?: I could give you two hours on why Ken Holland is hockey's greatest fraud

Waffles or pancakes?: Pancakes. Unless it's a texture thing and you want some crunch, pancakes always

If a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound?: My lawyer has advised me not to discuss the tree incident until legal proceedings have concluded

In honor of your team’s Pride Night, you’re being asked to wear a pride-themed warmup jersey to be auctioned off for the benefit of a local LGBTQ+ youth charity. How do you respond?: Happily

Any hobbies you've been into lately?: I'm the AGM for three AAA youth hockey teams so that basically sucks up the hobby time

What is the best book you have read and why? (Comics included): Three-Body Problem series was good. More philosophy than I expected going in but it makes for interesting reads

What do you consider the most important part of a fun league experience?: The people and user interactions

What's your favorite pokemon? Why?: I don't care if it's the basic bitch answer, Charizard has been my ride or die since I was five and I'm nearly 30. Feraligatr and Blaziken also slap

What video games do you play?: RPGs mostly, love a good open world

If you were to choose a breed of dog you would most likely be, what would it be and why?: Bulldog, because I'm all about being fat, lazy, and having people tell me what a handsome fellow I am despite objectively being hideous to look at