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EMIL KARLSSON | C | MONTREAL PATRIOTES | 1404 TPE NAME: Emil Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 230 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S76 MTL: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 29, P: 47, +/-: -90, H: 71 S77 MTL: GP: 66, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: -73, H: 70 S78 MTL: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 42, P: 68, +/-: -44, H: 78 S79 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 34, P: 63, +/-: -13, H: 64 S80 MTL: GP: , G: , A: , P: , +/-: , H: TOT: GP: 264, G: 92, A: 136, P: 228, +/-: -220, H: 283 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S76 MTL: DNQ S77 MTL: DNQ S78 MTL: DNQ S79 MTL: DNQ S80 MTL: ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S72 DET: GP: 8, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -8, H: 9 S73 DET: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 23, P: 41, +/-: -3, H: 73 S74 DET: GP: 66, G: 9, A: 24, P: 33, +/-: -7, H: 59 S75 DET: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 38, P: 55, +/-: 9, H: 90 TOT: GP: 206, G: 44, A: 85, P: 129, +/-: -9, H: 231 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S72 DET: DNQ S73 DET: GP: 9, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -7, H: 9 S74 DET: GP: 17, G: 1, A: 7, P: 8, +/-: 4, H: 12 S75 DET: GP: 14, G: 5, A: 6, P: 11, +/-: -8, H: 15 TOT: GP: 40, G: 7, A: 18, P: 25, +/-: -11, H: 36 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S74: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S74: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S75: WJC Gold Medal (Team Norden) S78: SHL All Star ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S72: Signed as UDFA with Detroit Falcons S73: Drafted 16th overall by Detroit Falcons S74: Drafted 6th overall by Montreal Patriotes ------------------------------------------------------------ ISAK SOGARD | D | RETIRED NAME: Isak Sogard BIRTHPLACE: Bergen, Norway HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 4 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S68 STL: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 7, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: 1, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S68 STL: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 S69 KEL: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT: GP: 16, G: 0, A: 9, P: 9, +/-: 10, H: 16 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S68: Signed as UDFA with St. Louis Scarecrows S69: Drafted 2nd overall by Kelowna Knights ------------------------------------------------------------ KAARLO KEKKONEN | LW | RETIRED NAME: Kaarlo Kekkonen BIRTHPLACE: Akaa, Finland HEIGHT: 6'4" WEIGHT: 220 lbs NUMBER: 82 --------------------------------------------------------- SHL CAREER STATS S54 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 13, P: 18, +/-: -5, H: 12 S55 TEX: GP: 50, G: 10, A: 16, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 19 S56 TEX: GP: 50, G: 21, A: 23, P: 44, +/-: 4, H: 23 S57 TEX: GP: 66, G: 26, A: 40, P: 66, +/-: 37, H: 23 S58 TEX: GP: 66, G: 28, A: 47, P: 75, +/-: 37, H: 15 S59 TEX: GP: 66, G: 31, A: 39, P: 70, +/-: 34, H: 27 S60 MTL: GP: 66, G: 29, A: 37, P: 66, +/-: -21, H: 55 S61 MTL: GP: 66, G: 30, A: 30, P: 60, +/-: -13, H: 89 S62 PHI: GP: 66, G: 40, A: 51, P: 91, +/-: 18, H: 47 S63 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 50, P: 71, +/-: 23, H: 58 S64 PHI: GP: 66, G: 35, A: 32, P: 67, +/-: 36, H: 51 S65 PHI: GP: 66, G: 21, A: 37, P: 58, +/-: 18, H: 57 S66 PHI: GP: 66, G: 18, A: 24, P: 42, +/-: -21, H: 142 S67 BUF: GP: 66, G: 20, A: 30, P: 50, +/-: -8, H: 69 S68 BUF: GP: 66, G: 17, A: 17, P: 34, +/-: -4, H: 117 TOT: GP: 942, G: 352, A: 486, P: 838, +/-: 124, H: 804 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S54 TEX: DNQ S55 TEX: GP: 4, G: 2, A: 0, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 2 S56 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -6 , H: 1 S57 TEX: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -3, H: 1 S58 TEX: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 6, P: 9, +/-: 2, H: 6 S59 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 3, H: 10 S60 MTL: DNQ S61 MTL: DNQ S62 PHI: GP: 6, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 5, H: 8 S63 PHI: GP: 6, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 6 S64 PHI: GP: 4, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -7, H: 3 S65 PHI: GP: 7, G: 4, A: 3, P: 7, +/-: 4, H: 6 S66 PHI: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: 1, H: 10 S67 BUF: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -2, H: 3 S68 BUF: GP: 17, G: 9, A: 4, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 34 TOT: GP: 92, G: 29, A: 30, P: 59, +/-: -10, H: 87 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S49 DET: GP:5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 0 S50 DET: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 12, P: 21, +/-: -6, H: 47 S51 DET: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 22, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 42 S52 DET: GP: 50, G: 29, A: 33, P: 62, +/-: 19, H: 58 S53 DET: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 31, P: 50, +/-: 25 H: 5 TOT: GP: 205, G: 73, A: 99, P: 172, +/-: 45, H: 152 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S50 DET: GP: 10, G: 2, A: 3, P: 5, +/-: 1, H: 10 S51 DET: GP: 7, G: 2, A: 4, P: 6, +/-: -4, H: 8 S52 DET: GP: 10, G: 6, A: 3, P: 9, +/-: 6, H: 10 S53 DET: GP: 17, G: 3, A: 4, P: 7, +/-: 0, H: 7 TOT: GP: 44, G: 10, A: 10, P: 27, +/-: 3, H: 35 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S50 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 1, P: 4, +/-: -4, H: 1 S51 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -2, H: 5 S52 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 0, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 3 S53 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 1, P: 2, +/-: -8, H: 1 S54 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 2, P: 5, +/-: -3, H: 0 S55 FIN: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: -5, H: 2 S56 FIN: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 3, P: 3, +/-: -2, H: 0 S57 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 4, P: 9, +/-: -6, H: 0 S58 FIN: GP: 12, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -6, H: 4 S59 FIN: GP: 12, G: 3, A: 3, P: 6, +/-: -3, H: 12 S60 FIN: GP: 12, G: 11, A: 4, P: 15, +/-: 12, H: 12 S61 FIN: GP: 14, G: 7, A: 10, P: 17, +/-: 10, H: 12 S62 FIN: GP: 15, G: 6, A: 8, P: 14, +/-: 8, H: 8 S63 FIN: GP: 13, G: 4, A: 4, P: 8, +/-: 6, H: 6 TOT: GP: 174, G: 50, A: 55, P: 105, +/-: -6, H: 66 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S52: 1st Team All SMJHL S52: Jared Hanson Trophy (SMJHL Points Leader) S52: Roberto Martucci Trophy (SMJHL Goals Leader) S52: Raymond Lindsay Trophy (SMJHL Players MVP) S52: Ideen Fallah Trophy (SMJHL Awards Committee MVP) S53: 1st Team All SMJHL S53: Ron Bolt Trophy (SMJHL Most Sportsmanlike) S53: Four Star Cup champion (Detroit Falcons) S59: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S60: Jeff Dar Trophy Nominee S60: All SHL 3rd Team S60: SHL All-Star S61: IIHF Bronze Medal (Finland) S61: SHL All-Star S62: Ron Mexico (MVP) Nominee S62: All SHL 2nd Team S62: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) S62: SHL All-Star S63: SHL All-Star S64: SHL All-Star S64: IIHF Gold Medal (Finland) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S50: Drafted 8th overall by Detroit Falcons S51: Drafted 31st overall by Texas Renegades (GM Pick) S51: Signed ELC with Texas, 3 seasons @ 8 mil S54: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 9 mil S57: Signed extension with Texas, 3 seasons @ 12 mil S60: Signed extension with Montreal, 2 seasons @ 8 mil S62: Signed extension with Montreal, 1 season @ 4 mil S62: Traded to Philadelphia Forge S63: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 6 mil S64: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S65: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 5 mil S66: Signed extension with Philadelphia, 1 season @ 4 mil S67: Signed as Free Agent with Buffalo, 2 seasons @ 8 mil ------------------------------------------------------------ DANIEL KARLSSON | RETIRED NAME: Daniel Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Los Angeles, California HEIGHT: 6'2" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 7 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S42 TEX: GP: 1, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S43 TEX: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 22, P: 26, +/-: -11, H: 73 S44 TEX: GP: 50, G: 8, A: 24, P: 32, +/-: 4, H: 64 S45 TEX: GP: 50, G: 6, A: 32, P: 38, +/-: 8, H: 60 S46 TEX: GP: 50, G: 5, A: 19, P: 24, +/-: -9, H: 55 S47 TEX: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 29, P: 38, +/-: -7, H: 117 S48 TEX: GP: 50, G: 17, A: 32, P: 49, +/-: 1, H: 41 S49 TEX: GP: 19, G: 7, A: 8, P: 15, +/-: 0, H: 17 S49 SFP: GP: 31, G: 6, A: 20, P: 26, +/-: 6, H: 93 TOT: GP: 351, G: 62, A: 186, P: 248, +/-: -8, H: 520 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S43 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S40 STL: GP: 50, G: 3, A: 12, P: 15, +/-: 2, H: 58 S41 STL: GP: 50, G: 4, A: 31, P: 35, +/-: 7, H: 53 S42 STL: GP: 50, G: 1, A: 26, P: 27, +/-: -9, H: 59 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S40 STL: GP: 5, G: 1, A: 2, P: 3, +/-: 0, H: 4 S41 STL: GP: 4 G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -1, H: 3 S42 STL: DNQ ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS S41 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: 1, H: 0 S42 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: -1, H: 12 S43 USA: GP: 10, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 S44 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 5, P: 6, +/-: 6, H: 7 S45 USA: GP: 10, G: 1, A: 6, P: 7, +/-: 7, H: 17 S46 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 8, H: 12 S47 USA: GP: 12, G: 1, A: 4, P: 5, +/-: 5, H: 26 S48 USA: GP: 12, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 1, H: 18 TOT: GP: 86, G: 4, A: 20, P: 24, +/-: 27, H: 92 ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S43: Named to SHL All-Rookie Team S44: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S40: Drafted 1st overall by St. Louis Scarecrows S41: Drafted by Texas Renegades (GM Rule) S41: Signed ELC with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 1.5 mil S44: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 9 mil ------------------------------------------------------------ SVEN KARLSSON | C | RETIRED NAME: Sven Karlsson BIRTHPLACE: Örnsköldsvik, Sweden HEIGHT: 6'3" WEIGHT: 210 lbs NUMBER: 28 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL CAREER STATS S26 POR: GP: 50, G: 9, A: 16, P: 25, +/-: -1, H: 6 S27 POR: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 15, P: 26, +/-: -20, H: 13 S28 LAP: GP: 50, G: 7, A: 25, P: 32, +/-: 6, H: 43 S29 LAP: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 27, P: 43, +/-: -4, H: 3 S30 LAP: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 20, P: 35, +/-: -12, H: 5 S31 LAP: GP: 49, G: 11, A: 21, P: 32, +/-: -3, H: 42 S32 TOR: GP: 51, G: 16, A: 24, P: 40, +/-: 10, H: 32 S33 TOR: GP: 50, G: 14, A: 13, P: 27, +/-: 7, H: 13 S34 TOR: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 29, P: 44, +/-: 6, H: 42, S35 TEX: GP: 50, G: 13, A: 29, P: 42, +/-: 9, H: 48, S36 TEX: GP: 50, G: 11, A: 35, P: 46, +/-: 5, H: 28, S37 TEX: GP: 50, G: 16, A: 21, P: 37, +/-: 2, H: 28, S38 TEX: GP: 50, G: 19, A: 25, P: 44, +/-: 13, H: 18, S39 TEX: GP: 50, G: 15, A: 36, P: 51, +/-: 17, H: 36, S40 TEX: GP: 50, G: 22, A: 26, P: 48, +/-: 12, H: 13, TOT : GP: 750, G: 210, A: 362, P: 572, +/-: 35, H: 358 ------------------------------------------------------------ SHL PLAYOFF STATS S26 POR: DNQ S27 POR: DNQ S28 LAP: DNQ S29 LAP: DNQ S30 LAP: DNQ S31 LAP: DNQ S32 TOR: DNQ S33 TOR: GP: 11, G: 4, A: 7, P: 11, +/-: 4, H: 7 S34 TOR: GP: 7, G: 1, A:5, P: 6, +/-: 2, H: 13, S35 TEX: GP: 6, G: 2, A: 1, P: 3, +/-: -7, H: 2, S36 TEX: GP: 16, G: 4, A: 9, P: 13, +/-: -1, H: 8, S37 TEX: GP: 4, G: 0, A: 2, P: 2, +/-: -4, H: 4, : S38 TEX: DNQ S39 TEX: DNQ S40 TEX: GP: 0, G: 0, A: 0, P: 0, +/-: 0, H: 0 TOT : GP: 44, G: 11, A: 24, P: 35, +/-: -6, H: 34 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL CAREER STATS S25 DET: GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 TOT : GP: 32, G: 5, A: 8, P: 13, +/-: -11, H: 14 ------------------------------------------------------------ SMJHL PLAYOFF STATS S25 DET: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 TOT: GP: 5, G: 0, A: 1, P: 1, +/-: -3, H: 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ IIHF CAREER STATS ------------------------------------------------------------ AWARDS/HONOURS: S26: Made SHL Debut for Portland Admirals S26: Made IIHF Debut for Team Sweden S27: Named as alternate captain of Portland Admirals S27: Won IIHF Silver Medal S28: Won IIHF Gold Medal S28: Ranked #85 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S29: Named as alternate captain of Los Angeles Panthers S29: Won IIHF Gold Medal S29: Ranked #64 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S30: Ranked #78 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S31: Stripped of LAP alt. captaincy S31: Suspsended for a game for unsportsmanlike conduct S31: Ranked #74 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S32: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S33: Ranked #90 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S34: Named as alternate captain of Toronto North Stars S34: Ranked #63 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S35: Won IIHF Silver Medal S35: Ranked #56 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S36: Challenge Cup champion (Texas Renegades) S36: Ranked #60 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S37: Ranked #46 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S38: Ranked #52 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S39: Ranked #20 on Top 100 SHL Players Of Today list S40: Named Head GM of Texas Renegades ------------------------------------------------------------ GM AWARDS/HONOURS S41: Won Lance Uppercut Award (Best GM) S41: Won Joe McKeil Award (Best Coach) ------------------------------------------------------------ TRANSACTIONS: S25: Signed by Detroit Falcons as UDFA S26: Drafted 15th overall by Portland Admirals S26: Signed ELC with Portland Admirals, 3 years @ 9 mil S28: Traded from Portland Admirals to Los Angeles Panthers S28: Signed extension with Los Angeles Panthers, 5 years @ 17.5 mil S32: Traded from Los Angeles Panthers to Toronto North Stars S33: Signed extension with Toronto North Stars, 2 years @ 15 mil S35: Traded from Toronto North Stars to Texas Renegades S35: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 15 mil S38: Signed extension with Texas Renegades, 3 years @ 18 mil ------------------------------------------------------------
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