Mary is an offensive-minded forward, if you're being kind. If you're being mean, she is very bad defensively. Do not let that scare you away from picking our dear friend Ms. Hollywood. Mary has a great shot and is pretty good at finding ways to get opportunities to use it. She's kind of quick, too. She will fall over and cry if you ask her to defend, but that's not her job. It's actually really mean and unfair of you to ask Mary to defend, actually. Meanie. She's too busy scoring five million goals and then hitting the dougie like she's John Wall in 2010.