Dear Playgirl magazine and Polo,

While I do appreciate your reaching out and asking me to wear these"performance enhancing" items, I respectfully refuse. The silk lace hair tie seems nice, but I just cant wear it. While I understand it will track my body temperature and change colors, I wear a helmet and it simply wouldn't make sense. I understand it is moisture wicking technology that would be handy in other applications, but I don't see why a hockey player would need such a thing. Upon further inspection, I see that this hair tie has three holes in it and it is in fact some sort of underwear. I'm flattered you believe my body would fit in this. The socks are also lovely, but our team and league has rules against us advertising. Please accept the return of this product, as well as the check for 13.56. Thank you very much.

Troy McClure


P.S. you can always send this stuff internationally to Czechia.


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