Shit.

This is bad. Really bad. 

Egli wasn't exactly listening when that need was giving him some stuff to wear for the season. He thought he was getting a sponsor for some new hair products. Instead of actually wearing this tech properly his put it in his hair. Not just once, but for all sixty six games last season. 

The bad news, the analytics didn't really work. You should have seen how red that little nerd got when he walked in to the dressing room when Egli was unravelling the recording mechanism from his hair.

The good news? Well, that's three fold. First, Egli's hair has never looked better. No cap, this flow alone adds 5 TPE to Egli's speed. Second, the analytics company completely agrees about the hair. Guess who actually did just bag a new sponsor. And third, the analytic equipment not being worn properly actually made Egli look like a superhuman athlete. 

Egli doesn't think he'll ever listen to anyone ever again.