Option 2:

I'll wear whatever anyone wants me to. If anything it will encourage me not to take any shifts off. And maybe drink less on nights before games. See, the way it is right now, I can coast as often as every three games without the coaches really noticing and letting me hear about how it is effecting the team and my own personal well being. Now with new tracking data, I'm for sure wanting to get that on so I can have a little extra incentive to skate hard every shift so that the fans don't see how slow I actually am out there. More offensive zone time would be ideal too, so I'm really gonna have to give it my all so that these microstats look real good and reflect well on my game. Maybe I won't wear the equipment on days where I'm not feeling it and tell them that I just forgot it at home or something.