Today, Yannick Svoboda was approached by an analytics site to have him help them by wearing some of their monitoring equipment. After they explained their request and offered some compensation, Svoboda immediately said he'd be happy to do it without any money involved. The reasoning was that he wanted to boast about his metrics and show the world how good of a player he is. The analytics agency was content with his response and provided him with the equipment. As they walked away and rounded a corner, Svoboda immediately began to panic about what he just got himself into.

The truth is, he's beginning to feel pretty washed up as he is getting deep into regression. Although statistically he knows he's having a good season, he is well aware of his worsening physical capabilities that this website is hoping to monitor. Of course, he couldn't drop his facade of confidence in his skill, which is why he agreed. Now he needs to turn it up in his next game, hopefully he won't drop the ball and show the world how much he has truly regressed.

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