Option 2

Hey kids. You want great food? Great atmosphere? No Russian music?

Come to Mexicana Tequila something else

The best in Baltimore.

They have tacos. They have funny hat made of tostitos. You look funny. People laugh. You hit them in the face. Salsa everywhere. No fun.

They have tequila. Not vodka. Really, no vodka. Mexican do not know how to have fun. They put worm in bottle of alcool. They put it voluntarily. What the f…

They have margharita. Not good. They put salt around the glass, not in it. Why put salt? And they have people playing music in restaurant. While you eat. With funny hats. Not fun.

They have taco soup. But they have no potato soup. No Borscht. Mexican mother have no creativity.

Menu is in Mexican, so you cannot read. So you take the beef. It’s spicy. Not like Beef Stroganov. Should hire Russian mothers to make meals.

But hey, eat at Mexicana Tequila Something. They pay me money to say this.

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