Let me tell you something about Rence Sykut that you might not know about him. He does not discriminate where his endorsement money is coming from whatsoever. Whatever your niche is in the food service marketplace, Rence wholeheartedly supports what you do and your food is the best in town hands down. Do you operate an escargot food truck? Rence will endorse the snot out of it. How about a blood sausage bodega? Rence is bleeding the colors your swag. How about a mall kiosk where you sell people flavored rocks to suck on? Rence is rockin it right there with you. As long as that endorsement check clears, Rence will shill for whatever your sketchy product may be. So come on down to try Gary's Industrial Waste Soup Kitchen and participating locations of Wild Bill's Bodily Fluid Boba Tea Shoppe to try one of their new specials and receive your official "licensed" Rence Sykut commemorative barf bag.    

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