Option 1:

From Chirper @ grillmaster235643
I think Langston Hardison-Laurent should wear even more Hawaiian shirts under his gear. Clearly if you had done it, you may have broken 20 points a season at any level of play. Heck, I'm pretty sure I saw LHL drinking BBQ sauce during his hat tricks last week. I bet you scalded your hand on a piece of baby back ribs once and that's why you can't stand the sight of a player who shows up with food fresh from the grill for his whole team. Or is it because you are scared of gators, while Langston has one as a putter cover of one made for him since he helped wrestle one away from a toddler once. I bet you just wanna try and have Yukon tank since you are made LHL is second in goals. Second to someone with 2 years more experience in the junior level!

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