S74 PT #3: Ok, Boomer.
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SMJHL HO PEANUT! Code: An old-school hockey media boomer of whatever type you dislike the most is complaining about your player and demanding you be traded. Everyone who knows what they're talking about is already calling him a moron, but you decide to get in on the fun. Using your player's burner twitter/X/whatever it is this week account, write a trollpost response designed to infuriate the boomer media host and his fans. The sillier the better. Your objective is to make him angry and make everyone else bust their guts. (at)Walter48 You really need to get a life you old walnut headed boomer. I looked you up and your one season on the bench as a right defenseman back in college doesn't exactly scream merits at your ability to judge players in the SHL.(1/4) Peanut? Sure, he's weird and definitely gets an odd look but he's already stopped more pucks in his career than pinewood benches you've warmed up. You're a joke, and anyone that has been paying attention (2/4) to the real stats knows that he doesn't need to be traded. So sorry that its pissing you Off-fa-fa. You know what they say though. Those who can, play. Those who can't, scream nonsense at the top of their lungs(3/4) on X to rile up the rabble that refills their coffers. Oh and by the way, rumor has it that you like jalapeno's on a stick. I'm sure your followers would love a comment from you on that one! (4/4) (164 words) |
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