In the age of digital banter and instant clapbacks, navigating the wild waters of hockey media can be as entertaining as the game itself. So, when an old-school hockey media boomer decided to grumble about trading Fry, it was time to have some fun.

From my player's secret social media arsenal, I unleashed a troll post masterpiece. "Heard I'm getting traded to the moon for a sack of space pucks! Lunar hockey, here I come! Old-timers will probably call it 'moon landing interference' when I dominate up there.  #OutOfThisWorldSkills #TradeRumorsOrCosmicComedy"

The response was a mix of confusion and laughter, with fans and informed analysts appreciating the absurdity. As the boomer's rage echoed through the traditional media channels, the rest of us reveled in the hilarity of a cosmic trade that could only exist in the whimsical world of a troll post. After all, sometimes, the best defense is a good laugh.

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