Okay boomer, you think you know hockey? You wouldnt know hockey if it came around your backside crawled up your spine and bit you in the front of the head! You dumb dumb. You are the kind of person who thinks getting the pucks deep means to put the pucks in your pocket! Can you even skate bro? Or are you too old school to be able to dangle? I bet you would have won state if your coach put you in during the third period, right? But you're so used to pine that kids try to climb you in the summer like a tree! Just like your thick head of cabbage and the love of your life Cynthia, your knack for the game of hockey left you a long long time ago. Keep tweeting boomer, that's the closest you're ever going to get to the big leagues. I hope you trip on a bannana peel and split.

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