written prompt 1

well binko koivu of the atlanta inferno of the simulation hockey league would phrase his chirper response from his burner account to the dumbo hockey pundit from the olden times like this:

silver hamstrings
@eelismydad

lmao can you even believe what that old man is saying about binko? the guy who is like that guy who plays with shoyo the nuts guy? @Gordon Bombay the guy who allegedly loves the gross eel slime and takes one for the team and slurps it all up so that no one else has to? imagine if he didn't do that and old mr hockey pundit here had to slurp it all up himself! i think he would get sick and hurl and chunder all over the place! eel @hotdog
would be devastated that his eely slime caused such a mess! he never meant to hurt anyone and in fact he was quite sure that his was delicious and the veterans of the team like agnes @micool132 just didnt have the heart to tell him so binko slurps it all up so the rest don't have to! what a hero

yesterday at 2:36 am