Tell you what don, if Jølñgüštrâädæviñçh DuBølk is who you think he is, he will make the greatest effort to meet your wife. It will start small, of course; he'll meet her at a local Christmas party, and make some small talk. They'll hit it off and, after one thing leads to another, they will set up a little meeting at a local coffee shop. After this coffee date, she'll be smitten with him enough to bring him over for dinner one evening. You, sitting on your ass in front of the computer, will have to face this behemoth of a man in your own house. You will stare intensely at him once dinner begins. You feel like he'll be making a move for your wife, and, after an hour, you will yell and scream. You will be kicked out of the house, and they will continue to eat and enjoy their evenings while you sit dazed at the local Cheesecake Factory. He will never actually make a move, and will continue this for years to come.