Hi old-school hockey media boomer. I want to have it out there that I firmly believe that Xavier Beausoleil should not be the captain of the Columbus T-Rex Volleyball girl squad. I think it’d be a disservice to the seeing eye dogs community that this great kayaker should hang up his curling twirls and stop doing backflips in his drift cars and focus more on the beauty of the game by simply sticking to the basics, making a moist spaghetti. It’s a well known fact that Beausoleil has a talent for rushing the baseball goal with his curling racket. Having him switch up his style by using his backhand on the butterfly stroke challenge could give him the lead in this ping pong race. I think we can all agree that offense is the best defense, especially in the world of horse riding.

To you user boomer1902, if you think that this post made absolutely no sense. That’s how we feel when reading your tweets.