S74 PT # 4 - Analyze Deez
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At the beginning of this season, Walter Melon worked in closed conjunction with a national statics firm, Stataholics to determine which SMJHL barn sold the most adult beverages per game. The average attendance of 8,000 people per SMJHL barn and an average of 1.78 adult beverages consumed per period across the league, leads us to an average of 1.5 trips to the restroom per game, per barn. Granted this stat will be skewed by the size of any given individual, but these are the closest analytics we were able to obtain thus far in the season. Our top fanbase with heartiest livers, and obviously largest bladders, are none other than your Carolina Kraken with an average of 2.46 adult beverages consumed per period! (I'm not sure what this says about them, but stats are stats) In second place were the Detroit Falcons with an average of 1.98 beverages consumed per period. (psh, tiny bladders I guess) Lastly in third place we have the Anchorage Armada with an average of 1.72 beverages consumed per period. (must be the bathroom breaks from the Kraken nipping at their heels in the standings) |
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