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Together along with the engineers from Nokia, Georg N'Zola and his team have purposefully invented the cool overall locker room efficiency stat significator, or "colress" for short.

We simply take time on how long each player stays in the locker room to either change into full hockey gear, how long they use the bathroom for, added together. We then multiply that by .8 to take account of the humane factor, to equalize such things as a persons bladder size or an illness they have, like arthritis or osteoporosis for example. When we add all of those numbers together we get a complete number which we use as is, rounded to the nearest hundreth decimal, since the number otherwise would be exponentially larger and therefore a nightmare to compare with other colress data

The team with the highest colress belongs to the Carolina Kraken. Not to anyones wonder since they do like to take their sweet time to have a laugh and bond in the locker room