It was a very chilly day in the woods near Baltimore, and Sir Devoir is wearing a thick hoodie along with thick pants. Unfortunately he could not find any gloves that fit his Gallade hands, so he is trying in vain to keep his hands warm by keeping them in his hoodie pocket.

 "Damn..." He mutters as he shivers a bit "I think the Home Depot near here sells Hand Warmers, right?" He says as he prepares to head into his SUV. He was just getting his leg in there when he heard some noises to the far left of his log cabin home. He walks quietly towards the noise, and sees two thugs bothering a small Pokemon, which Devoir instantly recognized as a Jirachi. "They must be trying to get a wish..." Devoir frowns as his eyes glow. Both of the thugs gain glowing eyes as well as Devoir speaks to them inside of their heads.

 "You don't want to bother this Pokemon" Devoir says to them in those heads in a hypnotic voice.

 "We... don't want to bother this Pokemon" one of the thugs says in a daze

 "You want to go home and rethink your life" Devoir says, trying his best not to chuckle at how easy this was.

 "We...want to go home and rethink our lives" the other thug says as they both get inside their big truck. After seeing them both drive away, Devoir walks up to the Jirachi and sprays some Potion from his backpack to the wound on Jirachi's arm. As soon as the Jirachi is healed, he flies around Devoir's head until they are both facing each other.

 "Hey, I hope that injury was not too bad" Devoir says while smiling.

 "It's not anymore, thank you so much young Gallade-" Jirachi begins to say before gasping. "Wait I know you! You're Sir Devoir! The Pokemon goalie!"

 "Heh I guess my reputation precedes me" Devoir chuckles

 "It does indeed Sir" Jirachi laughs a bit before smiling big "now, I have to reward you for this intense generosity, so I will give you a wish! Whatever your heart desires...as long as you're not, repeat NOT, gonna wish to win a competition, wish for more wishes, wish for someone to fall in love with you, wish to revive the dead, blah blah blah you've seen Aladdin you know how this works I assume."

 "Yeah yeah I know the deal" Devoir smiles as he thought to himself. "Hmmm...I guess I wish I could relate to my human teammates more" 

 "Oh that's an interesting wish..." Jirachi thought for a few moments before gasping "I got it!" He shines a bright light around himself until it shines around everywhere, making Devoir shield his eyes before the light goes away. He gasps as he looks down at his now human body, and gives it an intense once over. He also notices that his now human hands have thick gloves on them. "Congratulations! You are now a human and all your records match that fact! The gloves are just a bonus, and I got the human goalie body image from a different dimension to ours."

 "Ummm.. this isn't exactly what I was thinking when I said-" Devoir begins to say before the Jirachi disappears in another bright light. "Right, only one wish. Should have been more careful" Devoir looks down at his new human body and sighs a bit more, before getting out his ID and seeing that the image of a Gallade has been replaced by the image of the human he was now. "Guess I'll have to figure this out more at home..." He says as he started to walk back to his log cabin.

TO BE CONTINUED (probably)