In the world of hockey statistics, where shots, goals, and assists reign supreme, one maverick player has dared to redefine the game. Philip Fry, the visionary mind on the ice, has introduced a groundbreaking statistic that promises to revolutionize the way we perceive puck play – the "Puck-on-the-Ice Time" (PIT). Yes, you heard it right. PIT measures the mind-boggling duration the puck spends on the ice. Since, well, it's a puck, and it's hockey, it's always on the ice. Critics argue that tracking the obvious is redundant, but Fry insists it adds a layer of nuance to the game. "It's about appreciating the unsung hero – the puck. We take it for granted, but without it, hockey would be a bunch of people skating around with sticks," Fry passionately declared. While some traditionalists scoff at the absurdity, others embrace the whimsy of PIT, turning hockey analytics into a delightful circus where even the puck gets its moment in the spotlight. After all, in the grand scheme of hockey, why not celebrate the puck's unwavering commitment to staying on the ice?

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